hillel torah

it is a school located in skokie, illinois. in hillel torah the students are treated like shit, and threatened by the murderous art teacher.

hillel torah: hell

by na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na batman April 12, 2022

I'm smart today

A phrase used by people when they say something stupid. Usually as a sarcastic excuse.

Caleb: "I'm sorry what was your name again?"
Jen: "I've just told you I'm Jen"
Caleb: "I'm Smart today"

by Squaaa! October 3, 2018

not today brah

expression used in refusal or denial

After blocking a spike in volleyball, I exclaimed, "Not today brah!"

by VBKev May 9, 2010

much better today

what you say to yourself and your loved ones after one night of horrible, shiveringly fitty, delusional anxiety triggered by current global developments.

I am much better today. I am much better today. I am ..

by Krkič March 18, 2020

torah time

When a person of cheap or pennypinching quality is about to engage in said displays of frugality. Alludes to stereotype of Jews being cheap.

Me: We each have to put up a 10 for the food.
Everyone else(excluding cheapskate): ok, thats fine.
Cheapskate: I only spent $9.48 not 10 bucks worth , how bout i put in 6?
Me: It's torah time!!!

by Peteismyslavename January 9, 2008

Horny-Torny Sussy-Gussy

When a woman gets all holes in her body penetrated by multiple rodents and two black men. The men then proceed to fuck the rats until they are mush. All the rats are then shoved up the woman’s vagina

My mom got that Horny-Torny Sussy-Gussy and now she’s a dirty Jew. I hate Jews. And the blacks.

by Sex with little kids January 20, 2023

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

A song my friends and I sing in the lunch line at school. Why? Nobody knows.

Sky: I will gladly pay you tuesday for a hamburger today.
Amber&Emily: She will gladly pay you tuesday for a hamburger today.
Innocent Bystander1: What in the hell does that mean?
Innocent Bystander2: Nobody really knows, they just sing it every day to piss off the lunch ladies.

by SkyPullera May 17, 2004