Prostate-toot-shuN

When a prostitute fiddles with your prostate until you toot, and then you shun her for the rest of the STD bang sesh.

Big Queefy: Yo Boner, I’m tryna hit hooters tonight, you in?

Boney Stoney: First, it’s Boney, not Boner. And second, I’m out. I’m shunning prostitutes rn, I call it prostate-toot-shun. So I’m not down with looking at any Hooter whores tonight. You’ll get multiple STDs just looking at them.

Big Queefy: True, I got Gonorrhea and Crabs just from staring at this Hooter hoe last time. Turns out the crabs were not the food like I thought..

Boney Stoney: Damn that’s hot. Nvm, I’m so in.

by Stoney69 July 16, 2022

pebble toot

Little fart escaping the butthole at minimal speed.

"Jerry, did you just let out a pebble toot!"

Synonyms: Rock toot, stone toot, little fart, and puff of air.

"Jerry, did you just let out a pebble toot!"

by Jerry springer October 6, 2015

Bee Toot

A toot, or "fart" created by a bee.

ya that and bees don't like, fart honey, so the title kinda makes no sense. maybe it should be called "bee toot".

by celadian September 9, 2018

poota toot

1. Someone who likes to just let some serious air go.
2. A name when you give your friend when he/she farts continuously

1. Wow that girl over there is such a poota toot
2. I always call my friend a poota toot.

by ItsJustMeSally December 10, 2017

Jia toot wei

A soso nub Who always thinks he is great at Counter Strike But sucks at everything including having sex

Look at this Jia toot wei face

by YEAR7A Ismah the nub August 23, 2018

Toot and a Fart

the opposite of an arm and a leg. Something very inexpensive and cheap

That prostitute I bought lost night cost me a toot and a fart. Crazy cheap!

by Tweakgangonmcbaptweak January 5, 2021

Toots

A name given to a person who is heavily disabled

person1: toots is a proper melon
person2: yes mush gang charva

by ANTI_999 September 21, 2021