The guitarist of German pop rock band sensation, Tokio Hotel. He is known for his hip hop fashion & music sense, dread locks, and the baseball caps which seemingly never come off. Tom is the twin brother of Bill Kaulitz, born 10 minutes before Bill on September 1 1989. Despite being identical twins, they have very different styles (nowdays Bill looks very androgynous) and stopped looking the same since they were about seven. Tom can be found making gallant comments about women, or himself (most of which are jokes). But either way, he loves to talk about anything. Most girl fans of the band are divided by which twin they preffer.
Girl1: God, I love Bill from Tokio Hotel, he's so damn sexy!
Girl2: No way! Tom Kaulitz is so friggen hotter!
Girl2: No way! Tom Kaulitz is so friggen hotter!
by NQS August 17, 2007
Is ones ability to ram their rod(deep throat, go balls deep) down their partners oral orafice while simultaneously placing their pubes on the upper lip of the receiver. This invasive procedure produces a beautiful mustache not unlike the most glorious one of all time held by the legendary Tom Selleck.
by Chris Langford May 16, 2007
Tom Harlock is an ex-viner who now makes the best YouTube content that you may ever lay eyes upon. From his gorgeous physique to his beautifully witty humor, the man is simply too perfect for the internet. He is far too underrated for being so perfect.
by Toesbeflyin May 21, 2020
by nogodnogodpleasenonononoooooo May 2, 2020
1.) All acts of foolishness and misbehaviour that can normally be encompassed by the word Tom Foolery. Substituting "Fuckery" rather than "Foolery" gives the term a more meaningful tonality when used.
by Atticus187 December 22, 2008
by Stephen Harper Supporter October 16, 2015
term used by finnish drag queens in the early 19th century for cocaine laced marijuana cigarettes.
also: a toothbrush that has been dipped in reptile feces..
also: a toothbrush that has been dipped in reptile feces..
by ?? December 16, 2004