Thick neck

The type of guy who worships the gym and protein #gains. Ocean beach is a staple in the holiday calendar so is posing from the gram with a bottle of vodka the lads chipped in €5 for. Sleeve tattoos are a prominent feature, so is calling you ‘babes’. As dense as a potato but 10/10 for arrogance. Wayne Lineker is the leader of the thick necks.

Emma: what do you think of this guy on tinder?
Jordan: he’s such a thick neck

by queenoftinder November 19, 2020

neck breakin

when someone double takes your apparel (usually referring to shoes) because they are so fresh

wow! these new kicks are gonna cause so much neck breakin

by adall kinsimin October 22, 2008

True neck

someone that has exceeded all the qualifications of being a redneck

That guy with duct tape for a window is a true neck.

by true neck May 11, 2010

Uber-necking

The physical stance and motions one assumes when searching for his or her Uber car. May include craning neck, talking frantically on the phone, or a look of desperation in the eye. Sometimes followed by shoulders slumped in defeat and arm raised to just hail a regular taxi.

It's a cold night to be uber-necking...I hope Tom finds his car soon.

by Polka Dottie April 15, 2015

Neck Rectum

The result of a Laryngectomy, the procedure of putting a hole in one's throat because they smoked too much and got cancer. Too bad you smoked, because now you have a butt hole right on your throat for everyone to see. A Neck Rectum.

Rolando Martinez (throat guy): I was 29 when i got throat cancer from smoking cigarettes. I almost died. Now there is a permanent Neck Rectum in my throat. Nothing will ever be the same again. Not even the simple things.

by GoldenCoastBoyyy March 17, 2010

Thug Neck

The Cross between a Redneck and a Thug.
A person of country stature with a really bad attitude - mostly because they were moved from grassy knolls to the ghetto

Columbus Ohio is over run by thug necks - should I drive a tractor or steal it?

by Chef Jason July 19, 2010

E.T. Necking

E.T. (The Extra Terrestrial) had a long neck and a large head. When someone stretches their neck and their head blocks your view.

"I can't see because you are E.T. Necking!"

As your friend looks out the window and says "Check out that girl over there!" and you cant see past his head because he is E.T. Necking and you miss the view.

by S.Bod October 2, 2012