feels like im pissing razor blades

You are hurt very badly; in a deep state of depression.

Wow, Trevor, after getting dumped by a girlfreind and being fired from my job, it feels like im pissing razor blades.

by name your November 15, 2007

Easter island statue with an arse full of razor blades

Terminally po-faced, miserable, humourless. A term famously used by former Australian Prime Minister Paul Keating to describe former PM Malcolm Fraser.

"You look like an Easter Island statue with an arse full of razor blades."

by Zog The Undeniable February 21, 2007

Koolaid Blade

When you pour Koolaid into a condom, freeze it and then use it as a dildo

My uncle can shove three Koolaid Blades up his anus at once

by DietCokeCondom6969696 April 30, 2021

Blade into

adj : to fuck someone

urgh! shes a kicked and i would never blade into her

by Smoke Duster October 24, 2007

Blade hawk karate

Blade hawk karate was created in the year 1463 by the Holy Sensai Derek.

"Blade hawk karate is run by the Holy sensai derek"

by Amelia2121 January 7, 2022

blade

a person who is the best and he has infinite n-word passes and he has nerf guns that can kill furries. He is usually Asian and is always short. He won't let you down

me is Asian me name is blade

by spoodertable10000 April 1, 2019

Fire emblem the binding blade

The best fire emblem game hands down.
Also Roy’s our boi.

“I played fire emblem the binding blade and it was one of the greatest gaming experiences I’ve ever had”

by Voltron77 September 30, 2023