feels like im pissing razor blades

You are hurt very badly; in a deep state of depression.

Wow, Trevor, after getting dumped by a girlfreind and being fired from my job, it feels like im pissing razor blades.

by name your November 15, 2007

Easter island statue with an arse full of razor blades

Terminally po-faced, miserable, humourless. A term famously used by former Australian Prime Minister Paul Keating to describe former PM Malcolm Fraser.

"You look like an Easter Island statue with an arse full of razor blades."

by Zog The Undeniable February 21, 2007

Blade

a girl good at osint and social engineering

Do you know blade ?

by lulzdoc August 2, 2023

blade of a sword

When Johnny tells you, that you cannot be friends anymore, because he got a new girlfriend and she's jealous of you. So now you don't hang out or see Johnny anymore. Sometimes through e-mail. Johnny is whipped. Johnny is missing out on life. Johnny is special.

I was just trying to be a good friend, but got the blade of a sword instead.

by BeachingIt August 7, 2016

Blade

He came from the game named honkai starrail and he is the most sexiest and babygirl I ever laid my eyes on

"blade is pearls husband"

by anonymous July 5, 2023

Roller Blades

A Splatoon gaming team with multiple wins and scrim records including every season of LUTI and playing in the E3 world championships. Without the roller blades Splatoon would not even exist.

If the world we're ever to end, I would die with my arms around my Roller Blades signed Splatoon poster.

by Sakurai Sensei May 15, 2019

Blade Blocked

A situation where a person attempts to use Blade Blocker as a letter opener, but a cheaper letter opener actually works. Making the Blade Blocker look ineffective.

Friend: Why are you slashing all those envelopes?
Tom: Well this blade blocked blade blocker is supposed to open them.

by Wopalong April 8, 2023