Full as a tick

The state of eating so much that you are literally as full as a tick that has just gorged itself on dog blood.

I knew I shouldn't have gone for round 5 at the buffet... I AM FULL AS A TICK!

I would love to make hot jungle love to you baby... but that dinner has me Full as a tick.

by Kashtro December 16, 2005

tickle dick

Man with a small, floppy penis only good enough for a little tickle.

He's a right tickle dick!

by Sam Clarke March 18, 2005

bro tickle

When a dude tickles another dudes pickle but it’s not gay.

Jim wanted a bro tickle from Chad.

by RadDadLad May 3, 2019

gay ticket

A ticket or summons presented to someone for performing an overwhelmingly homosexual act.

Johnny slapped Petey in the ass and was presented with 3 gay tickets.

Roger wiped his ass from the front and was given 5 gay tickets.

by Georgeo December 13, 2008

Tickle my fancy

to enjoy, adore, or be satisfied by.

When I (a slave) became free I ripped off the clothes my owner made me wear and did various activities that tickle my fancy

by Galego October 9, 2008

golden ticket

When, like Charlie, you have been given access to the Chocolate Factory. Permission for anal.

Dude, last night she gave me the golden ticket.

by Anon and Unknown March 13, 2007

ticklefish

An affectionate, albeit offensive, slang for the female genitalia. It refers to the top sensory characteristics of the vagina.

I'll have the filet mignon with the garlic potatoes please. Oh and could you bring a side of the albino ticklefish for an appetizer?

by MattYouKnowWho April 3, 2008