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eating out on a thursday

Matt: Me and Sandra are eating out on a Thursday tonight ;))

Carl: But it’s a Tuesday?
by thursdayscranner May 19, 2020
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Thursday

A day to moan audibly. The most important day to disregard the machine of capitalism that is the restaurant industry.
Zach really fucked us on Thursday
by Bigbellybutton May 5, 2022
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Average Thursday Flip

Taking dmt, acid, molly and shrooms at the same time.
Yea, dude I did an Average Thursday Flip, I talked to god.
by Firemonkey755 June 27, 2018
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Cracker Thursday

A holiday celebrating the crackas on Thursday. Occurs every Thursday
Henry: Happy cracker Thursday
Brandon: Happy cracker Thursday
by tsgorgeous February 9, 2023
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thursday

Thursday is that one day every week where you are stuck with an outside that is falling asleep every 35 seconds and an inside that is screaming "WHY, SCHOOL GOD, WHY? WHY?" in agony. You see, Thursday is late enough in the week so that you can't complain about it being hump day or really early in the week, but you aren't yet on that Friday high. And just so you rip your hair out even more, its the day you always get the most homework.
Friend: Hey, lets hang out today!

me: HAHAHAHA ur kidding, rite? Its Thursday, bro. Its like a black hole for all fun.
by harleydavidson May 7, 2018
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Big Thursday

The day when all the biggest things happen. It's better than Christmas and easter, and it can fall on any Thursday. If you don't do big things on big thursday, you get your knees broken.
"HOLY SHIT TOMMOROWS BIG THURSDAY"
by Big_willie4 June 8, 2023
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Thursday Clapper

A hypocrite who only pretends to care about someone/something to impress others, whilst secretly destroying it.

Origin:
In the UK during the Covid pandemic NHS staff & carers were dying because they were forced to work without proper protection.

Every Thursday at s a sign of support the nation stood on their doorsteps and clapped, and the the MP's directly responsible for the danger and underfunding did the same in front of the cameras and then carried on dismantling free healthcare and profiting from the crisis.
Did Naomi Campbell stop modelling fur after she did that massive anti-fur campaign?

Nah, she's just a Thursday Clapper
by Jemima True January 26, 2021
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