Roof cummies

When your roof leaks and it lands on you

I was walking through my dining room and roof cummies fell on me!

by Percythep December 10, 2023

Spoof to the roof

Typically used by the chav like North side residents of Cork. Meaning an elaborate lie.

I went to the shop and saw a dinosaur!
Spoof to the roof!!!!

by Willyfaceosullivan June 6, 2011

Roof

Aussie slang popular with sports people: referring to a podgy stomach or belly, ie a roof over your abs

Cummo: “Gee, check out the roof on Stoino, someone had a good summer.”
Marcus: “BOYS! Been hitting the lamingtons hard.”
Zamps: “Fucken oath, how’s the roof on it”

by SeeYuhh8 September 4, 2022

scrubbing the roof

When your significant other is giving you a blowjob, you point your dick up a little so that the head scrapes the roof of their mouth.

John: When Mary was blowing me last night, I started scrubbing the roof. It felt amazing!

by eg3311 October 7, 2012

Roof Blob

A weirdly shaped men's hairstyle that is red.

Ex: I went to the barber's shop this Friday, they messed me all up. Now I look like I have a roof blob!

by chadeesa July 20, 2024

Fiddler on the Roof

A sexual act in which three couples take turns freaking around, until it gets too crazy for the other two couples and they disown the third.

Brian, Greg an I did a Fiddler on the Roof with our girlfriends last night.

by Klein Duimpje September 28, 2018

The Roof

An attractive white girl, usually from South Africa/Botswana

Hey bro, ask The Roof out yet?

by Le schpoain January 12, 2023