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both kinds of beans

A euphemism for someone who is stoned to the point of being unable understand or answer basic questions.
The phrase comes from the tendency of people to go to places like Chipotle when high and then inevitably give a non-answer when the first question--"black or pinto beans?-- is asked.
Poor Chipotle employee: "Hello sir, can I take your order?"
Stoned kid: "I want a burrito"
Employee: "Okay, would you like black or pinto beans on that?"
Stoned kid: *no response*
Employee: "Black or pinto?"
Stoned kid: *no response*
Employee: ...
Stoned kid: "Yes"
Employee: "Okay, both kinds of beans it is"

*Couple walks past kid, obviously stoned out of his mind*
"Wow, he looks like he got both kinds of beans."
by sponky November 1, 2020
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Kanker tyfus kind

A child that is generally a piece of shit or annoying you and others. You would use this to make sure a child would leave you alone.
Jij kanker tyfus kind, wat de kanker doe je in mijn kanker huis.
by Je kanker moeder is een hoer November 14, 2023
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Your kind of help

When the consequences of you not taking this with the level of seriousness requires come for you... I will be there to either reap my reward or make things worse.
Hym "I don't need your kind of help and I'm not going to pretend you're not reading this. If I have to kill you kids over this I will. Whoever is telling you to ignore this does not care about their lives and you will regret listening to them."
by Hym Iam April 7, 2024
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Kindness Police

People who come after you for what they perceive as rude behavior while posting hollow affirmations on social media about being kind to everyone, yet don’t understand the irony of attacking your character for simply stating facts.
Jezebeth: I think Terry Mattdickery is a great man and that’s why I’m voting for him to be president.

Rational person: Terry Mattdickery advocates for mass genocide and hates puppies.

Kindness Police: LET PEOPLE SUPPORT WHO THEY WANT TO SUPPORT!!1!!! WE SHOULD ALL BE KIND TO ONE ANOTHER!
by GinaDoesn’tKnow October 16, 2023
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Wrong kind of Hobo

means that the person is not to be trusted and a bad character. He could be aggressive or just simply not a nice guy.
-"Alex gave 3 kids a black eye last week... This guy is mean!"
-"I'm telling you, he's the wrong kind of hobo."
by s.skaterxds April 18, 2011
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Kind Meme

Danny Devito: may I offer you a kind meme in these trying times?
by ESG Fund 2020 November 9, 2019
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