Catch my drift

When you get caught downwind of a fart

As I ran ahead of my friends, I farted and asked them “did you catch my drift?”

by Johnica February 1, 2023

drift

drifting is often misused and should only be used it you have not talked to someone or kept in touch with someone for a long amount of time (years/months)

we haven’t seen each other in so long we have really caught a drift

by don’t stresstomuch July 7, 2019

Drift Consci

Fools Fall asleep but cool people 'Drift Consci'. Drift from Conscientious to the enchanting, magical world of slumber. Often in the context of drinking alcohol or taking illicit substances.

Patrick wanted to party all night at the Ultra Music Festival but all that drinking made him Drift Consci around midnight.

by dizzyCarnival March 24, 2022

nut drift

When a testicle falls out of your tighty whiteys.

I've got nut drift on my right side.

by Shitstick1969 October 2, 2018

Tokyo Drift

When you fart outside the car before you get in and it follows you in in to the car.

Driver: this car stinks!
Passenger: Sorry I farted outside, must have been a Tokyo Drift.

by benjigrin October 4, 2021

Distracted Drift

"Distracted Drift"

When driving you notice erratic driving such as slowing /speeding patterns, drifting into your lane, and so on as a result of using their mobile for texting/posting/browsing.

"Man, I was on my way into work this morning and was almost taken out by the peckerhead doing the 'distracted drift.' I expected it ot be a kid but it looked like a soccer mom on Facebook."

by Renees Bill July 23, 2013

drift lord

He's the King of all Drifts. As opposed to making a regular turn, he instead has to make a sick drift creating as much smoke and screeches as possible. The vehicles that this kind of person can drift in are but not limited to cars, trucks, bycycles, tractors(no matter how unlikely), and tanks.

"Did you see that guy turn? Man he's a real drift lord"

by General_3rdWheel April 6, 2017