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Covid-coward

Someone who is young, perfectly healthy, and has no one who is at risk for getting really sick from covid in their life, but follows all the rules very seriously. They wear mask in places you don’t, social distance outside, got vaccinated right away, sanitize their hands religiously ect. They claim it to protect others but deep down in reality they are just that terrified of the virus that poses little to no threat to them or the people around them.
Joe is perfectly healthy and vaccinated and so is everyone in his family, but he’s scared to have everyone to come over for Christmas dinner this year, man what a Covid-coward!
by kittykittylicklick6969 September 18, 2021
mugGet the Covid-cowardmug.

Covid Hostage

When a country’s “zero Covid” policy leads to more restrictions and bans on both locals and aliens, often creating irrational fear and panic buying among them due to a shortage of fresh produce in wet markets and of basic essentials in supermarkets, including the closure of religious sites and hair salons nationwide.
How long more would Communist China hold the people in Hong Kong under Covid hostage?
by MathPlus February 9, 2022
mugGet the Covid Hostagemug.

covert COVID

The unreported and undisclosed COVID infections among individuals with the capability to temporarily remove themselves from society until fully recovered.
Hey, has anyone heard from Mary?
Yeah, it's rather strange. I haven't seen her for a couple of weeks.
It's probably just covert COVID. She'll surface soon enough.
by YAWA February 7, 2021
mugGet the covert COVIDmug.

covid eyes

Since everyone is wearing a mask all we can see is a persons eyes and can't see their smile or facial expressions.
If the Chinese wouldn't have been eating and fucking bats and pangolins, we wouldn't have to guess what people look like under their covid mask. All we can see is their covid eyes.
by jimmybomm October 29, 2020
mugGet the covid eyesmug.

Covid-☯️

When superstitious folks are gullibly led to believe that applying feng shui principles at the entrance of their house or office building would ward off the coronavirus or its deadlier variants—when the yin or negative energies of the pandemic outside would be neutralized by the yang or positive energies inside.
Thanks to Covid-☯️, a number of feng shui masters saw a golden opportunity to prey on the superstitious or frightened folks to grow their paranormal businesses.
by Covido September 19, 2021
mugGet the Covid-☯️mug.

Covid terrorist

somebody who willfully goes into public even though they are supposed to be quarantined due to an active corona virus infection or an exposure to corona virus
"Wait, Sally posted that she had COVID last night but I saw her in the bagel shop today"
"Yea, she's a COVID terrorist. She needs to stop terrorizing the community with her COVID and stay home"
by curleyfade89 January 5, 2021
mugGet the Covid terroristmug.

covid tinkle

when you’d normally find a coffee shop or public restroom but since it’s a global pandemic you just pee in public
What’s he doing behind that dumpst—oh, the covid tinkle.
by AllByMySELF November 19, 2020
mugGet the covid tinklemug.

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