chron-block

when a weed dealer keeps telling you the shipment is on the way so you don't take your business elsewhere.
it is like cock-blocking, but with weed sales.

Juice: "Yeah. I am about to pick up some weed right now."
Me: "okay because I am really tryna smoke a blunt."

48 hours later.......still no weed

Juice: "yeah my man is about to come though with some fire."
Me: "bullshit. stop trying to chron-block"

by jonnyfuckinblaze December 15, 2011

Imma Block

IS REALLY HOT AND SEXY

Imma Block is very hot and sexy

by THONK_THONK January 17, 2021

Mickey Block

1.An figment of my imagination I made in the back of science class-

2.He dies at least 1.0000992299393932893.30920392 times by now and looks like a gay Mickey mouse

"Hey its Mickey Block"
"yeah but how is he alive still?"

by Hazel_162 December 7, 2021

Boomer Blocked

Boomer Blocked

When a boomer on social media (often a celebrity) accidentally blocks you because they can’t keep up with who is saying what in their comments, or due to some other technological user error.

I was sticking up for him in the comments, but I got Boomer Blocked along with the trolls!

by Mr.Amanojaku August 18, 2020

slot blocking

A term used when someone tries to prevent their female friend from having intercourse.

1) Josh and Steve attempted slot blocking their friends at the Blarney Stone last night.

by TracynSteph August 17, 2011

4tech block

4tech block is when someone blocks you for no reason

Hey dude, i got 4tech blocked

by Manfred the Degenerate March 9, 2021

Dock blocking

When someone gets between or stops two guys while the are attempting to dock their cocks.

Leanne was totally dock blocking me and Winston last night

by Chris and winnie April 19, 2018