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The Wisconsin cheese cutter

When a person (preferably a female) shits their pants while wearing a thong. The string then cuts the turd in two.
"Where is Brenda"

"Oh you didn't hear? She had to go home and change because she pulled the Wisconsin cheese cutter"
by Maverick402 May 24, 2018
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Wisconsin Horse Race

The act of taking tubing and placing it in both partners rectums and having both shit at the same time. The objective of the game is to get your poop into the other person's butthole first.
"Did you guys try out the Cleveland Steamer?"
"Nah, we went for the Wisconsin Horse Race... whoever gets their crap inside the other person first gets to be on top"
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Wisconsin Whistle Wetter

When your dick smells like cheese, and you piss in a girls mouth while she is giving you a blow job.
Hey Cody, I gave your mother a Wisconsin Whistle Wetter the other day. She looooves cheese.
by Grizzlymint October 22, 2012
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wisconsin water ballet

The Wisconsin water ballet was awesome. We saw 6 humpbacks breaching today.
by dave900 October 24, 2010
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Wisconsin Back-burner

To take a shit while doing a hand-stand on your back porch.
Paul Hamm is an olympic gymnast from Wisconsin. He warms up every day with a Wisconsin Back-burner after a cup of coffee to loosen his bowels.
by BroncoBlunt420 June 4, 2015
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Wisconsin Corn Dog

Waiting until a woman is on the brink of diarrhea to insert an erect penis into her anus. When pulling out the feces-covered penis, you will have produced a Wisconsin Corn Dog.
"Bro. I got a Wisconsin Corn Dog from that loose, sick prostitute from behind the bar last night!"
by corndoglover21 October 29, 2017
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wisconsin needle dick

A Wisconsinite that sticks his needle dick in a wedge or wheel of swiss cheese, proceeding to then get other males to join in on the process to make it into a sword fighting competition in one hole.
Hey man, are you fixin' to come to my house to play some Wisconsin Needle dick?
by Mentilman October 4, 2016
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