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Rats Nest

The messiness of someone’s hair, usually associated with it being very unkept and tangled.
Mother: Let me see your hair
Daughter: *shows mother hair*
Mother: Girl! That’s a rats nest!
by Graesen May 31, 2018
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lint nest

When a woman's nether region is so engulfed by pubic hair that her lover is required to remove and untangle it from her vaginal opening in order to perform any and all sex acts. hairy furry all natural
Last night I experience a lint nest for the first time. I was not disappointed.
by WhitePeopleNonsense May 16, 2017
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butt nested

Like pocket dialed. When you don't lock your phone and accidentally change the temperature of your home via Nest app.
I butt nested at work and it was 95 degree in my house when I got home.
by RoscoeCharlie February 2, 2016
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gypsy nesting

The family was getting ready to move again, so they cleaned their temporary home, also known as gypsy nesting.
by creatiffany December 24, 2014
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Autism Nest

Elephant in the room; what happens when, despite all the Caucasian Provelege in the world, elderly racist Caucasian men with access to the matrix (which, obviously, they only have due to their Caucasian Provelege) refuse to live in reality, don't care how they are perceived in public, and were never punished for their actions because they live in societies that honor Caucasian Provelege above all else.

Caucasian Provelege is responsible for Osama Bin Ladin, Omar Mateen, the entirety of India and Free Palestine. Also responsible for the illegal Caucasian immigrants; nobody would be flinging themselves around jungles in Belize pretending to be a Native American and wielding spears if Daddy in Iraq would have canes their asses.

Autism Nests will be thrown away; newspaper articles, what I wrote and mainstream media will stay!

Caucasian Provelege is the fact that capitalism only exists for the colonized and not the colonizer; illegal Caucasian colonizers are let in the hundreds of thousands, and I have to validate their racial confusion.

The US Census director already confirmed that Indians are Caucasians; Mindy Kaling's brother already got kicked out of college for not identifying as Caucasian. There is no scientific, historic, legal or practical reason to call Caucasians anything else.

Not only that?

Kumail Nanjiani is a whack ass confused cracker, and that's that! Only Caucasians in the room are Osama Bin Ladin and Omar Mateen.
Autism Nest is when I randomly get flooded with Caucasian Guilt tears from the governments of India and Free Palestine.
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nest

Formed during extremely long periods of continuous gaming, a large, defined indentation in the couch or chair of a gamer surrounded by cheetos, pizza hut, monster energy drink, hot pockets, pop tarts, mountain dew, pretzels and other various junk foods. Resembles the nests of sticks and twigs created by birds
Doug has been sitting in his nest eating take-out and playing Halo: Reach for 3 days straight.
by 2ndBreakfast777 October 3, 2011
mugGet the nestmug.

Bird’s Nest

When a man ejaculates in a woman’s hair while she’s sleeping. When she wakes up, her hair resembles a bird’s nest.
She passed out and Ben jerked off in her hair and gave her a bird’s nest !
by Big Ole Deborah May 7, 2021
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