this is a giraffe

another le funny tumblr meme where someone intentionally acts stupid

officialunitedstates: "FACT OF THE DAY: zebras’ stripes are not always black and white. sometimes they are black and orange"
(officialunitedstates presents a picture of a tiger.)\
throwing-lego: "this is a giraffe"

by Aqxer June 24, 2021

baby giraffe

Someone who is shit at Ultimate Chicken Horse

"What is wrong with you? You're like a baby giraffe!"

by JuicyFruitSnacks May 20, 2021

sneaky giraffe

one who is skilled in the arts of sneakiness. one who can disapear when ever they choose too.

"Oh man. Greg went sneaky giraffe mode and took my wallet last night."

by duncan powell January 1, 2012

Water Giraffe

A water Giraffe is a rare species. This animal’s main food source tends to be KFC. If they happen to be unable to find a KFC, they simply eat from a chicken tree. The main predator of a Water Giraffe is the lion fish.

Did you see that Water Giraffe walking to your house?

by Mr.Orangedo November 20, 2022

giraffe

daniel seavey aka a person with a long ass neck

i went to the zoo and saw a giraffe yesterday. i thought it was daniel seavey.

by lolwhyhehe November 27, 2019

Harold The Giraffe

Harold the giraffe is shorter than Thomas.

Look! It's Harold the Giraffe on the ladder, trying to reach for the top shelf in a 7/11 convenience store!

by ilovebarbiebedsheets August 20, 2022

Turquoise Giraffe

Code word for when “that psycho” is at it again in school. Can also refer to that psycho themselves, when used in this context it’s important to remember that the person does not intend to harm others, but is actually overstimulated and overwhelmed.

Yo look at that Turquoise Giraffe over there!!

TURQUOISE GIRAFFE I REPEAT, TURQUOISE GIRAFFE, MRS ‘PAL PLEASE COME TO ROOM 204.

by PopcornShrimpDildo March 30, 2022