by Rascal lolie August 9, 2019
Get the Fit and sit mug.Where someone gets so angry and upset, that they poop out all of their inner organs. Also like a bitch fit , only with poops.
Trent: *texts Kate in class* "Hey baby what's up?"
Kate: "You better not text in class, the teacher will have an anal fit.
Kate: "You better not text in class, the teacher will have an anal fit.
by thebeaner23 June 20, 2012
Get the Anal Fit mug.A woman who retains redeeming attractive traits despite either coming from a poorer background or dressing in the manner accustomed to council estate girls.
by Jumbo01 May 1, 2014
Get the Council Fit mug.“What Fits?” is a game for men and women where you lay out cylindrical items from smallest to biggest and take turns inserting it in yourself. For example, Stephanie inserts a pencil in her vagina (can also be applied to your mouth or anus), if it fits she is not eliminated. Then you keep repeating the same process until there is one person left. For example, Stephanie could not fit the squash in her vagina yet Kate could, therefore, Stephanie is eliminated. It is important to note that you have to take the previous item out. Do NOT insert multiple things in yourself. If you’re feeling frisky and want to spice up the game instead of laying out cylindrical items from smallest to biggest you can go around the room and grab the first item you see.
by HomieFromTheBlock November 17, 2020
Get the What Fits? mug.A popular gym franchise where people can workout 24 hours a day seven days a week and also get a free slice of pizza
Chad : Hey Kiersten I got some bad news your going to be our new weekend bitch for A while!
Kiersten : God Damn't Chad what the fuck's wrong with Steve?
Chad : Well he was arrested last night for running around naked and jacking off at Planet Fitness?
Kiersten : Who cares he does that here all the time!
Chad : I do realize that but at Planet Fitness they do not allow that kind of behavior!
Kiersten : Well Fuck I thought they were a judgement free zone!
Chad : I thought so too but I guess when you squirt cum all over there pizza you have drawn the line!
Kiersten : So Steve's in jail and I have to suffer as your weekend bitch!
Chad : Yes but don't expect any free pizza!
Kiersten : Fuck you CHAD I quit! Think i'll apply for a job at Planet Fitness!
Chad : God Damn't I hate that place!
Kiersten : God Damn't Chad what the fuck's wrong with Steve?
Chad : Well he was arrested last night for running around naked and jacking off at Planet Fitness?
Kiersten : Who cares he does that here all the time!
Chad : I do realize that but at Planet Fitness they do not allow that kind of behavior!
Kiersten : Well Fuck I thought they were a judgement free zone!
Chad : I thought so too but I guess when you squirt cum all over there pizza you have drawn the line!
Kiersten : So Steve's in jail and I have to suffer as your weekend bitch!
Chad : Yes but don't expect any free pizza!
Kiersten : Fuck you CHAD I quit! Think i'll apply for a job at Planet Fitness!
Chad : God Damn't I hate that place!
by SlopNChop July 27, 2018
Get the Planet Fitness mug.When someone is mostly in good shape but has a pot belly. Named for the tendency of residents of Portland, OR to have lifestyles including both physical activity and epicureanism.
Every day Bill rides 30 miles on his bike, does 100 pushups, and then puts back 3 microbrews with dinner, he's pretty Portland Fit.
"No honey, you're not fat, you're Portland Fit"
"No honey, you're not fat, you're Portland Fit"
by mayhem consultant December 10, 2013
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