as confused as a chameleon stuck inside a Skittles bag

A quote to be used when really confused. Just like a chameleon would be confused on what color to change into if it got stuck inside a Skittles bag, you are also confused as hell. You're a loser if you say something as simple as "I'm confused"

Sarah: 2 + 2 = 5

Alexis: I'm as confused as a chameleon stuck inside a Skittles bag

by Spencerrrrrrrrr008 February 18, 2022

confusaled

Another way of saying confused.

I'm so confusaled

by Rose Brownjohn August 13, 2020

Confused twerking

A phrase in YouTube comments. There is also other variants like sad twerking, confused twerking, etc. These can be found commonly under YouTube comments

*Touch my Little Mix*

Comment1: Confused twerking

Comment2: Stop twerking everyone

Comment3: Happy twerking

by Sebby294 June 08, 2021

un-confused

The state of understanding what you first were confused by .

“I be a lil confused and need to know so I can be un-confused .”

by Yougetitnow_ August 27, 2022

Confuses

Works synonymously with "confused".

Jay Von Kralzenx: It's not easily confuses with another game 😭
James Jonah Jameson: *confused
Jay Von Kralzenx: Nah

by Jay Von Kralzenx July 25, 2024

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<.7.9.7.6.>Metallurgy Artistry Starts At 6 Milliseconds And Ends In 20 Hours Do Not Confuse Return Of Investment, Monetary Wise & Time Lapses, Start Metallurging<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Metallurgy Artistry Starts At 6 Milliseconds And Ends In 20 Hours Do Not Confuse Return Of Investment, Monetary Wise & Time Lapses, Start Metallurging<.7.9.7.6.>

by AnudaJaniceRobles May 24, 2025

Confused Groundhog

When you have your girl get on all fours and put a pie pan under each part that touches the floor. Then start pumping away. Every time you thrust, she’ll slide forward. That coupled with her ecstasy will make her look like a confused groundhog foraging for a nut.

Rich: “Tina and I got the pie pans out last night and I slid her all around the floor with my back shots.”
Curtis:”The ol’ Confused Groundhog…that’s hot!”

by TheCanon13 October 05, 2023