Capes

What you answer to the nice person who opened a clickbait article and copied out the relevant part, so you don't have to . Since you don't have to wade through the ads and random pop-ups, you realise this is one of the heroes who don't wear capes (but also, time is money, so you don't type out the full sentence).

"AITA for not blablablabla?"
"Capes! I was wondering what this was about."

by AndyArken August 16, 2025

Caped on the net

“Caped on the net” means someone is lying or exaggerating online, often trying to make themselves look better or seem more important than they actually are. It’s similar to “capping” but specifically refers to online behavior.

1. “Dude said he owns three Lambos, but we all know he caped on the net.”
2. “She be caped on the net talking about she met Drake, but ain’t got no proof.”

by Instigator642 March 7, 2025

Cape Cod

the cutest place in the world

cape cod is adorable

by dream22 August 3, 2020

Wear the cape

To act like a hero, to help

Stop wearing the Cape for me! I can handle myself
No need to wear the cape, I already have ran outta time..

by Aian. November 6, 2020

Caping

When a woman is trying to make a bad boy good.

He's no good but she is trying to put a superhero cape on him and make him good.

He a villian but she be caping him.

by Caping101 June 1, 2023

Period cape

A garment of clothing tied around a woman's waist that covers her butt concealing any accidental period seepage.

That chick must be on the rag. Check out her period cape

by Big C 68 February 25, 2017

Tighten your cape

Pay attention to your needy girlfriend.

The origin is from an E-40 song "Captain Save A Hoe"
The reference line is "You should have had your cape on tight that night."

Guy's girlfriend " Heyy what are u doin right now can I come through??"

Other guy "Tell your boyfriend to tighten his cape"

"My girlfriend is gonna leave me"
"Tighten your cape"

by Cthuluu January 13, 2013