brown crayola

A sticky turd that can't be nipped off cleanly even by the strongest nipsy and every wipe leaves a thick brown stripe down the paper until the wiper gives up and resigns himself to a day of anal discomfort. See Golf Arse

Where's all the toilet paper gone, that was a new roll this morning?

Sorry pet, I've got the brown crayola

by Doc Sos September 3, 2006

Brown Joust

A contest of strength, skill, and honor in which two competitors press their anuses firmly together and attempt to force their log into the others rectum. Victory is achieved when one participant's poop lance pushes the other's back the cave from whence it came, where it is joined by the winner's gleaming brown champion turd. A stalemate occurs when the two mahogany butt-trees meet and neither participant's anus yields, resulting in a general sideways pancake-like distribution of waste.

The two young gentlemen held a brown joust to decide who would win the fair maiden's heart.

by Bloodnovski March 20, 2011

Brown Cap

To Brown Cap is to accidentally poop while attempting to break wind. The term generally refers to a sold turd as opposed to wet shit (see loose poopies, i.e. shart), that results from an over exerted attempt to fart. It can also reference an 'almost' turd beginning to be released while pushing a difficult fart, that's allowed to slip back into the anus.

Damn, I was digesting that t-bone an hour after dinner on the way to the Mozart festival. I lifted my left cheek, figuring my date wouldn't notice a crisp one, considering the road noise. To my surprise, I started to brown cap and almost lost control of the car. Once there, I double checked my boxers for tell-tale skid marks.

by Big Ed Moustapha March 17, 2009

bob brown

1.the leader of the greens party australia, a worthless do-gooder piece of shit planet loving goat fucking hypocritical alarmist fuckwit.

2. someone who supports the above

1. person 1: who is bob brown? person 2: the leader of the greens party australia, a worthless do-gooder piece of shit planet loving goat fucking hypocritical alarmist fuckwit.

2. a latte sipping, prius driving, do-gooder/politically correct greenie.

by thepinkdotinausskeptic23 May 20, 2011

Brown Sub

Brown Sub (Brownsville) is a notoriously dangerous area of Miami-Dade County, FL. This neighborhood was prominently featured in George Gittoes 2006 Documentary "Rampage."

When you visit Miami, steer clear of these areas: Brown Sub, Liberty City, Overtown, Little Haiti, Opa Locka, etc...

by GuttaMan July 20, 2008

brown bandit

A person who enjoys anal sex. Usually for hours on end.

1: "Man, Diana is such a brown bandit!"

2: "Ya man, she loves it up the ass"

by J Rivers April 7, 2010

brown kiss

to fart and then dedicate it to somebody.

Pete farts, then says "That was a brown kiss for you."

Ramon answers: "Thank you!"

by Pete S. aka lvlasta_lee October 25, 2006