To adhere so fervently to the concept of preaching the bible to unwanting masses that you become a nuisance: bible thumper (see also: bible beater, Christ's commandos, jesus "listen to the word" your christ)
I was enjoying my afternoon, until i saw a bible-thumper on my walk. I didnt even see that book coming for my head till THWAPP
GOD DAMMIT
GOD DAMMIT
by OnlyMalkavian March 3, 2020
Get the Bible-Thumpermug. Anything emotionally or physically damaging from religious institutions or the perpetuation of said institution's beliefs
by Lonzae October 18, 2017
Get the bible scarsmug. The act of using God as an excuse to date someone. In some extreme cases cheating can be involved. It often follows bible dumping.
Austin: I know were like best friends and all, but God is really telling me I need to be with your ex right now.
Carlee: We're not doing anything wrong, after all, God intended this.
Jacob: As if getting dumped by God wasn't enough, I caught my best friend and my ex bible humping.
Carlee: We're not doing anything wrong, after all, God intended this.
Jacob: As if getting dumped by God wasn't enough, I caught my best friend and my ex bible humping.
by Truth Bringers March 21, 2009
Get the bible humpingmug. by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant October 13, 2003
Get the that's his biblemug. The classic combination of a bible-banger and a girl with big knockers. Can be used to compliment a girl or insult her just the same.
by Someone Special in December 5, 2005
Get the Bible Boobiemug. A person who likes to fuck the bible or have a bible in the bed ect. when they are fucking someone else.
Sometimes they make a hole all the way through it so they can stick there dick through it and fuck it that way.
Sometimes they make a hole all the way through it so they can stick there dick through it and fuck it that way.
by Juded dredd7 April 25, 2011
Get the Bible fetishmug. by 0wl3l October 19, 2021
Get the The Holy Biblemug.