can i ask you a petro

another way of saying “can i ask you a question”

friend 1: hey, can i ask you a petro?

friend 2: sure what’s up?
friend 3: what’s your favorite color?

by theriddler123 November 15, 2022

That's crazy but I don't remember asking

When someone says something that you give 2 shits about

Guy 1: Did you know that there over 10,000,000,000,000,000,000 bugs.
Guy 2: That's crazy but I don't remember asking

Guy 1: Asshole

by Cardigan Backyardigan May 30, 2020

Ask your doctor if this is right for you

"Ask your doctor if this is right for you" is what some of my cadet buddies teasingly ask me when they see me jerking off 3 - 5 times a day.

Some of my friends always tease me by telling me to "Ask your doctor if this is right for you"!

by eda-skip October 6, 2021

Ask out a random boy day

You have to ask out a random boy in your contact on March 16th and wait 2 hours then send him this picture

Omg i can’t believe you pranked me

Haha well it was ask out a random boy day

by March 16th March 16, 2020

dont ask, dont tell relationship

Very simply defined as a one night stand, where you ask no questions about your partner, and tell them nothing about yourself.

"I got a one night stand with this chic at the bar last night."
"Oh thats cool, tell me about her."
"It was a dont ask, dont tell relationship."

by Me the Breadcat July 18, 2015

No thanks im not gay, ask Dennis

Used when your saying your not gay.

Bob:"fuck you!"
you:"No thanks im not gay, ask Dennis"

by Richardpazmino February 1, 2009

Don't care + didn't ask

This sentence is used when someone/somebody gives you useless information

You: *Seriously talking about the project and the answers*
Partner: Hey, did you know that Bryan has a girlfriend
You (POV): dosn't know who the fuck is Brian
You: Don't care + didn't ask
Partner: *Gasp

by Your non-existing friend April 25, 2022