The Poormans Zoo

A store that sells domesticated animals, where low income patrons who can't afford to go to a zoo can view wildlife.

I went to look at the animals at the poormans zoo because I'm too broke to go to the real one.

by Clamchester June 22, 2020

zoo me in

Requesting people to add you
become friend in zoo world game.

K: feel free to add me as a zoo keeper or if you want another zoo to visit.

V: zoo me in!

by ZK Player January 21, 2010

Petty Zoo

When two or more bitches attempt to match each other in childish behavior, substituting genuine and honest conversation with sneer comments and petty remarks.

Basically any episode of "Real Housewives" or anything on TLC is like the San Diego of Petty Zoos.

by TonyTheTampon March 14, 2017

Me at the zoo

Obviously the world's oldest YouTube video, uploaded in 2005 by Jawed Karim. He talks about the elephants behind him.

San Diego Zoo, California, 2005
Me at the zoo
Jawed: Alright, so here we are in front of the, uh, elephants. The cool thing about these guys is that they have really, really really long, um, trunks. And that's, that's cool. And that's pretty much all there is to say.

by iranoutofideas724 June 06, 2023

Me at the zoo

The first Video ever posted to YouTube recorded at the San Diego zoo, by a channel called Jawed but pronounced “Javed”
Idk why

“What you doing?”
Me: Watching Me at the Zoo

by Footylegend_310 May 01, 2025

ross park zoo stare

A phrase unique to the Binghamton New York area, meaning to stare at someone with awe, horror, and fascination, all at the same time.

"Don't look at me with that Ross Park Zoo Stare"

by HalfBlaked97 January 31, 2020

Zoo Gang

Tha West Side of Greenville Texas

Zoo Gang the West Side of Greenville Texas

by June 06, 2023