Texas id

A large belt buckle with a unique owner name.

Nah, no need to get his name - it's right there on his Texas ID - "Bubba"

by BJohn February 4, 2008

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Texas tornado

A wild girl that wants it all ,Wants to love you but she is too crazy,she fucks everything up and destroys everything but somehow you still love her she's a Texas tornado I'm telling you...

by Thornova April 13, 2020

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texas cigarette

Much like a post-coital cigarette, you roll over and fire your gun straight up. A good ol' after-slam shootin'.

Damn that was good. Time for a Texas Cigarette. Pew pew!

by THAhammer9091 April 14, 2016

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Texas Soirée

The act of pissing inside someone’s ass, or vagina.

Jack - “Can you believe my wife is into piss play? It’s disgusting!”
James - “Yea, just the other day I gave her a Texas Soirée.”
Jack - “A WHAT?!”

by leavesomefortherestofus April 12, 2020

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Texas exit

Exiting a US interstate highway at any point to access the service road or feeder street.

On the way to the Whataburger, I needed to pee but had missed the last off ramp, so I took a Texas exit to get to the gas station. -or- When I was telling Billy how to get to my house, instead of waiting for the next off ramp, he immediately made a Texas exit.

by TomKas August 13, 2008

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Texas Switch

To purposely change, alter, or remove and replace and object and feign its originality in order to keep or steal the "real" object.

Well Me and Joe have the same model of wireless phone. I broke my phone last weekend. So Wensday at work I pulled a Texas Switch with Joe and my SIM cards. MY PHONE WORKS NOW!

by Jacklemen Hearse August 17, 2008

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