Testeskin

When a person's skin becomes aged, wrinkled and lacks collagen, the skin resembles a man aged scrotum sack.

I need to use some moisturizer because it looks like I have testeskin.

by Frankiedfourlegs April 7, 2025

testesete

my test

testesete is known as being tested for a test

by 8895342400 July 13, 2025

teste-satchels

a slang word created by brit spaniard to describe balls of the male species.

when i was growing up i thought boys had two seperate teste-sachels!

by Marcie December 1, 2004

teste squeeze

squezing of the testes extremely hard

i gave him a teste squeeze so hard he sweeld up like a he got finger banged

by pissballs94 June 11, 2009

Testosterone Smorgishboard

When the number of men is excessively higher than the number of women. Term used in disqust that there aren't more women around. Similar to a sausagefest.

At a party, a man walks in only to see ten guys there so far...

"What kinda party is this? We've got a testosterone smorgishboard going on in here.

by Kberrbaby July 17, 2009

Testostardation

Testosterone induced retardation. Most prevalent in teen and early 20 males, though any age is vulnerable.

Your friend is flirting with the most unattractive skanky girl at a party. You approach him and try to get him to leave. He gets angry and says "dude, I'm kinda busy." You say, "wtf? You gotta stop with that testostardation!"

by Jen in IT2 June 30, 2010

Testosterphobia

n. unreasonable fear of, or gender-based animus or bias towards men.

The media today drip testosterphobia.

by TartanMarine May 8, 2010