frozen tampon

A tampon that has placed in the freezer in order to give oneself a pleasurable rush of cool in the hot summer.

"I make myself frozen tampons because they hit the spot way better than popsicles."

by abortion is fun June 29, 2007

The Drunken Tampon

Apparently the foolish kids in my generation thought getting drunk the regular way wasn't working too good so they created "the drunken tampon." It involves soaking a tampon in vodka then inserting it into your vagina, or if you're a boy your anus. I don't know if this results in actual intoxication but why don't you try it and let me know! haha

We totally convinced Sue to do the drunken tampon last nite!

by cArMaSaBiTcH August 12, 2009

Tampon Dick Fart

1. A friend who is very nice to you, because he treats you with respect and dignity because of your personality and looks.
2. Can be found at CVS for $1.99.
3. Your teacher who gives you many quizzes.
4. Your mom or dad's Chinese name, or favorite food.

I said to my friend, because I looked up the definition on UrbanDictionary.com, "Hey (insert name here), you are a Tampon Dick Fart."

by Hugh G. Rekshion December 31, 2008

teapotting

Teapotting is when a man is masturbating and sticks his thumb up his own ass to massage his prostate gland in order to intensify the experience. "I'm a little teapot short and stout. Here is my handle and here is my spout"

Mark walked in only to find Phil teapotting himself while watching Fair City.
Phil's orgasms are amazing when he teapots himself.

by Colin J. S. October 28, 2007

temporary

A word which, when used by either IT, Telecommunications, Management or Marketing staff tends to mean "a job done poorly due to lack of planning or skill, that will remain in place for all eternity"

Don't worry about that - it's only temporary.

by SJS September 16, 2008

%temp%

Shortcut in windows to go to Temp directory (of current User)

cd %temp%
C:\DOCUME~1\zi0\LOCALS~1\Temp>

by zi0 June 27, 2006

Tempe Ice Pick

The act of freezing a profilactic into the shape of a penis. Prior to engaging in sexual intercourse one inserts the frozen apparatus into the vagina or anus. It is then used to create a cold orifice, after which, an erect penis is inserted and brought to ejaculation creating what is knowns as an "icy box".

The other day I was having sex with Hector, my latin lover when he busted out the Tempe Ice Pick on me! I must say..it was cold at first, but then warmed with friction causing pleasure like no other!

by Felstar1673 September 16, 2006