Two teen

Modified version of twenty by DK
Eighteen, Nineteen, Two teen
by darkangel_1004 January 07, 2021
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tat-twos

matching tattoos, commemorating undying devotion that will die about the time you tire of the tat-twos, and each other
"Hey babes, let's get tat-twos to show we'll always be true."
by Steed Dropout September 16, 2012
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Tea for two

A socializing occasion reserved for two individuals who simply must know and make known the gossip.
In suburbia, it is absolute necessity in the extension of class etiquette that the mode of conduct between close housewife friends be a 'tea for two' rendezvous.

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Ms. Parrot invited Mrs. Floyd over for tea for two as soon as she knew of Mr. Floyd's sudden departure from town.
by Urb Debonair December 25, 2017
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two player

two player

A slang used by the post nintendo generation, to gauge in code their friends willingness to engage in group sex with a girl.
Mario: hey meeta the princess!
Luigi: holy smokes shes-a-hot! you wanna to go two player on her?
Mario: no shes-a-not like that but we find-a-a-girl in-a-the club tonight to go two player ok?
Luigi: super, mario!
(fist bump)
by captianstabber May 14, 2014
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Two twat

1) noun.A qualoquialism for a woman with two female genatalia. 2) adverb. Used as a pun... Instead of Shakespeare s" to be, or not to be". ....
To twat or not to twat... A pun taken from Shakespeare.. to be or not to be.
That chick had two twats.... Six holes?? How's a guy supposed to fill all of em??
by Real redboss April 29, 2018
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Two bros

Men who chill in hot tubs, several feet apart to ensure heterosexuality.
"Two bros, chilling in a hot tub, five feet apart cuz they're not gay!"
by *Intimidates in non binary* March 15, 2022
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two in the cockpit

When two cocks are forced into one vagina.
She got drunk and took two in the cockpit last night.
by bekaz March 11, 2014
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