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Twister

That game you played with your uncle last night, the one involving beating, spanking, drinking each other and chicken choking. Your nose would have also been more snowy than Christmas morning. If you were really brave then you would have crawled between his legs.
"Mum!, Uncle stan played Twister with me last night!"
"eh?"
by tasty noodles July 4, 2018
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Tongue Twister

When you give your man a blowjob that he doesn’t want because his penis is always “sore”. The tongue twister can also be offered out to other willing recipient penises that are not sore if mentioned sore one refuses to accept a sloppy slurping session.
“Oh Gareth, why would you not like a tongue twister?!is it sore AGAIN?!”

“If you don’t want this tongue twister I’ll just give it so someone who does
by BIGGG LADDDD February 22, 2024
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The Jizz Twister

(got to have a girl with multiple tattoos)

Just before you cum, the girl shouts which tattoo she wants you to jizz on and you got to aim it and correctly spray onto the tattoo.
"I was banging my girlfriend last night and she told me to aim for the clock, so I did and we Achieved the jizz twister"
by JizzMazter3000 June 24, 2021
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Tassie Twister

The Tassie twister is a form of phallic act designed to be performed by a Tasmanian sports person in pursuit of funding and sponsorship for a professional sporting career.
I heard he secured a 5 year contract by performing the Tassie twister
by hribarits September 22, 2023
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Stroke twister

A sentence in Chinese that consists of character that have a relatively high stroke count.
I got dizzy reading Hóng Lóu Mèng when I encountered this total stroke twister.
by Leafletreef October 19, 2024
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Baltimore twister

A sexual act in which one of the partners defecates in a circular motion till the stole forms in a spiral like shape on the recipients chest.
Last night the wife and I were getting dirty and she tried the old Baltimore twister on me 😏
by Baltimore twister January 6, 2021
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Pussy Twister

When you lick that pussy while playing twister and she fingers your asshole. It’s a very touching moment.
You really made me cum fast doin that pussy twister.
It’s just what I do baby
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