truck farm

An agricultural establishment where pickups and big-rigs are grown.

They grow VEGETABLES on a VEGETABLE farm, FRUIT on a FRUIT farm, TREES on a TREE farm, and MILK AND COWS on a DAIRY farm, so what do they grow on a TRUCK FARM? Why, TRUCKS, naturally! (Well, duhhh...) And I'll bet they even have separate pickup-truck seed-packets for Chevys, Dodges, Fords, GMCs, etc., and then individual semi-trailer seeds for Kenworths, Macks, Whites, Freightliners, Peterbilts, etc. Probably the trucks all start out green as they're maturing, and then they eventually"ripen" into different paint-colors when they're ready to harvest. :P

by QuacksO January 20, 2018

dump the truck

phrase used before the grand finale, the last attempt at something. generally only used to denote an upcoming epic or explosive event. it has particular significance related to the final, most explosive run of a show in marching band

Band director: Dump the Truck!

by deej1138 October 12, 2009

Half a Truck

2021 Tacoma SR5 BLACK EDITION

Follicly challenged man: "here's my new truck"
256.5lbs of pure testosterone: "i like the truck.. the wheels remind me of the hot wheel wheels"
Mr. Irrelevant: "GAY"
Follicly challenged man: "says the guy with Half a Truck"

by Nebular Asteroid May 28, 2021

truck respect

When driving right of way is always deferred to the person driving the biggest truck

Honey that car is coming right for us, yes but we get truck respect

by Georgiavet1 April 17, 2015

Monster Trucking

The act of sitting on another mans balls and pushing whilst farting on another mans balls

Oh David let’s try that thing you wanted
Oh you mean * monster trucking*

Yeah let’s try that out

by Funtimefoxxxy January 12, 2021

rusty truck

A dildo covered in shit that was in someone's ass

can i lick that fresh rusty truck

by McNamarrra September 29, 2021

Truck Nigger

A truck driver who misguidedly believes that any defect with a big rig can be solved with greases or other lubricants and additives.

Admiring the view of his missing steer tire, Danny decided to treat the truck fuel with a useless additive cementing himself as a dumb truck nigger!

While bouncing around in the sleeper berth going down the highway, Nick cursed the red headed fuck for thinking grease would resurrect the blown cab shocks, "what a stupid fucking truck nigger"!!!

by Bigdummie April 29, 2023