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Anyone who uses the site "Bodyspace" or "bodybuilding.com".
Anyone who is obsessed with their muscles. Anyone who doesn't get that Lifting weights is not a real hobby, and it benefits no one. Someone who doesn't understand that any girl worth dating will not like you for your huge delts, etc.
"man, did you see James' bodyspace page? What a fucking tool."
by Gallows March 22, 2008
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n. Arguably the most fucktarded band of the 20th to 21st century. Their following typically consists of mingers and fire hazards, most frequently both, while the concerts generally end in a giant shitpushing circle resembling the kanga. The adjective form of the word applies.
"I went to that Tool concert, I tried to wash myself but they just don't make water hot enough. Now I won't shit right for weeks."
by Sniko October 9, 2008
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1. acting or impersonating matt g in anyway.

2. matt g
by m4tt g February 18, 2009
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you r a tool for reading this right now. if u dont know what a tool is u r probably one.
I am a tool because i am reading this right now
by Ben Dover III April 28, 2008
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Toyota World of Lakewood Coustomers.
that guy is a stroker. TOOL!
by Salesman at Toyota world May 21, 2008
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1. One who is easily manipulated to accept a fact or belief a rational person would not accept. Other layman versions of this concept include "Boy Toy", "Consumer Whore", or "Republican".
by The Edge of Blade May 19, 2005
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Peter is such a tool.
by petergrandiaisatool March 29, 2009
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