toilet rodeo

The fine act of balancing while trying to fulfill your duties without causing a mess is Toilet Rodeo.
When the toilet seat had loosened and stability is compromised.
F#ck Me lasted up all the way until the wipe on toilet rodeo
by Rodeo Junkie April 21, 2016
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toilet cloud

when you take a poop and leave it then later when you gotta piss you aim for the toilet paper it will spread like a cloud
Dude next time you shit flush the damn toilet we got toilet clouds rolling in!
by Caleb the man October 13, 2007
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Squidward's toilet

Probably the most legendary character in Spongebob Squarepants, it's been in many episodes, but in the episode "House Fancy" he is in his true form, sadily he was dying.
Person 1 :yo bro i just shit in Squidward's toilet

Person 2: oh my god, you are amazing
by GlennQuagmire12345 November 21, 2019
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toilet challenge

When a previous toilet user flushes but the tee-pee does not go down. You flush it not prepared with no plunger in hand and when the water looks like its gonna overflow your eyes get big and you challenge that water to overflow, when it doesn't your safe. But when it does it gives you a reason to get pissed and stomp around the house the rest of the night.
~A. (Flush)
~A (eyes get big)
~B Don't toilet challenge, turn the water off.
~A To late nose goes for clean-up.
by Ccw1993 September 29, 2010
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Clean Toilets

Somebody who is not afraid to get dirty in order to make money...
“He’ll do anything mate, even clean toilets...”
by Shrek710 August 09, 2019
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Toilet Hugging

V. To become intoxicated, drunk, enough that one must "hug" the toilet while vomiting.
She was so drunk last night! She was toilet hugging until five in the morning, dude.
by Mandrew! June 20, 2006
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