Midnight Rule

When studying for an exam, anything learned after midnight will be forgotten the next day.

I stayed up all night cramming, but didn't do well on the test because I was so tired. Should have remembered the midnight rule and gotten a good night's sleep.

by Richard H January 14, 2008

Midnight man

Midnight man
The midnight man is a poor soul who sam golbach (aka has a the smallest dick on the block) keeps annoying and

Midnight man: oooh a new person to haunt hahahahaha
Sam:....
Midnight man: oh for fucks sake you again?!?

Sam:...

Midnight man:...
Sam: sooooo how’s it gooooinnnng

Midnight man: well lucifer dumped me again he cheated with Gabriel can you believe it?!

Sam: yeah dude that mad

by Lucifer666k June 22, 2019

Midnight rider

Someone who masterbates while driving at night with the interior car lights on. Often has the intention of startling women driving alongside him.

Bailey was scarred when she glanced over at a stop light and saw a midnight rider grinning at her and stroking his cock.

by QueenLina July 7, 2016

Midnight McDonalds

the time when McDonalds serves you the leftover food that no one else wants. this food can and will make you sick.

"so are you still coming to the party later?"
"i cant i had Midnight McDonalds."

by joshissocool February 12, 2010

Midnight Stunner

(noun) a person that blows your mind via random acts of freestylin', gratuitous sexual acts and/or references, and outlandish egocentric behavior

1. Homeboy's straight finger-blasting that chick in the club, that dude's a midnight stunner, son.

2. The young man purchased three bottles at the club & poured them all over the establishment's couch; that's midnight stunner shit

by midnightstunner314 February 17, 2010

Midnight Rules

Late at night when the roads are clear of traffic, following traffic laws is completely pointless and unnecessary. It is at this magical hour that Midnight Rules kick in! Go as fast as you want! Use ALL the concrete! Hell with stoplights!

"Man, how did you get here so fast?!"

"Midnight Rules, man. Midnight Rules.

by Bretorious April 30, 2011

midnight boner

Being tired and as a consequence horny and attracted to someone only because its late and your tired.

sam: dude i totally have a midnight boner for sara
vince: dude what she is not your type and you got a girlfriend anyway
sam: i think im just tired man, but she looks smokin

by NMFTB January 22, 2014