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MAP

Unopinionated (NPOV):
MAP stands for Minor Attracted Person, which is a term coined by Pedophiles, in order to get acceptance and respect from the LGBTQ+ Community. However, attempts of associating Pedophiles or MAPs in the LGBT+ Community has been rejected due to moral concerns.

Opinionated (For Comedic Value, if you are easily offended, go to Wikipedia):
MAP stands for Monster Asshole Pedophiles, which is used to describe Matt Walsh, EDP445, Hatsumi Rou, Theodore Kaczynski, Peter Scully and Apollo Quiboloy. They are Untermensch (Not Jews) lowlife subhumans that are Class Omega Citizens, that wants acceptance from the LGBT+ Community, but it was rejected because their morals are fucked up. What they do is fancy anyone who is below the age of consent, which is weird and fucked up. Worse of all, they are responsible for child sexual abuse, and dark-web level shit that does more harm than good to the children.

Matt Walsh and the Alt-Right's perception of pedophiles is distorted and wrong, as they associate transgender peoples to pedophiles, in which are not, because correlation does not equal causation and that's the false cause fallacy. The Alt-Right Incels claim themselves to "save the children" but does more harm to them.
Person 1: Beware everyone, Apollo Quiboloy is going to use the remote to turn off the sun, repent before this happens
Person 2: Shut the fuck up I'm not going in to your stupid cult that is run by stinky-ass MAP that sexually exploits children onto sending nudes
by MarioFan171 July 24, 2024
mugGet the MAPmug.
A law created by the streamer Otzdarva,

In the multiplayer, non-symetrical, survivle horror game Dead by Daylight, when a player chooses to use a Map Offering, a speciel item the lets them choose the map in which the match will take place, they will disconnect after thirty to ninty seconds due them being babies, and play the game purely to abuse the other team and cry when they fail to do so.
"Kate sent us to Badham, if The Otz Law of Map Offerings is correct, she should DC any second now!"
by Clonfish June 24, 2024
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Westside Treasure Map

a map that helps you locate bars where you could find a Westside Treasure or two (or three!)
I printed up a Westside Treasure Map for the bachelor party this weekend!
by Genetic Drift December 21, 2009
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The Marauders Map

When receiving fellatio right before you cum she takes a vape hit. She blows a ring of smoke then spits the cum through the ring. The goal is to catch the cum in your own mouth.
Dude 1: How'd you go last night?
Dude 2: Dude she gave me the marauders map!
Dude 1: Did it taste like vape?
Dude 2: You'll have to try it for yourself ;)
by ndawg7 September 27, 2018
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Map

Like your moms moist as pussy it’s wap but better
Your dad: hey Mom you got that map today

Mom:yes it’s everywhere
by Malakhi’s big fat cock February 27, 2021
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MAP

MAPS are the shitstains of earths underwear who want to give little children bad touch, but can't legally. They also most likely own cp and I don't mean Club Penguin.
The creepy uncle wants to touch his 3 yr old nephew, ya he is a MAP
by skibiditicklemonster January 9, 2024
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spaghetti map

This department is like a spaghetti map
by Jmart86 November 10, 2020
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