A euphemism for someone who is stoned to the point of being unable understand or answer basic questions.
The phrase comes from the tendency of people to go to places like Chipotle when high and then inevitably give a non-answer when the first question--"black or pinto beans?-- is asked.
The phrase comes from the tendency of people to go to places like Chipotle when high and then inevitably give a non-answer when the first question--"black or pinto beans?-- is asked.
Poor Chipotle employee: "Hello sir, can I take your order?"
Stoned kid: "I want a burrito"
Employee: "Okay, would you like black or pinto beans on that?"
Stoned kid: *no response*
Employee: "Black or pinto?"
Stoned kid: *no response*
Employee: ...
Stoned kid: "Yes"
Employee: "Okay, both kinds of beans it is"
*Couple walks past kid, obviously stoned out of his mind*
"Wow, he looks like he got both kinds of beans."
Stoned kid: "I want a burrito"
Employee: "Okay, would you like black or pinto beans on that?"
Stoned kid: *no response*
Employee: "Black or pinto?"
Stoned kid: *no response*
Employee: ...
Stoned kid: "Yes"
Employee: "Okay, both kinds of beans it is"
*Couple walks past kid, obviously stoned out of his mind*
"Wow, he looks like he got both kinds of beans."
by sponky November 1, 2020
Get the both kinds of beansmug. .9.You will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.
.9.You will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.
by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 28, 2025
Get the .9.You will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.mug. 
Kindness: a social contract where one party (snowflake) can be a total self-centered, disrespectful and weak minded twat and the other party has to be nice to them by validating their pronouns and following ridiculous rules that make no sense.
Snowflake: show kindness and get vaccinated you Nazi.
Sane Person: I will, just looking for scientific data supporting it’s efficacy and safety
Snowflake: wahhh, you’re cancelled for hurting my feelings and scaring me
Sane Person: FJB
Sane Person: I will, just looking for scientific data supporting it’s efficacy and safety
Snowflake: wahhh, you’re cancelled for hurting my feelings and scaring me
Sane Person: FJB
by Ditchy November 17, 2022
Get the Kindnessmug. by dongdong1 April 12, 2021
Get the Woman-kindmug. a robloxian:what are you
me:i am the globgogagalab the shwabble dabble flibber flabber lad im full of shwibble libber kind i am the yeast of thoughts and mind
me:i am the globgogagalab the shwabble dabble flibber flabber lad im full of shwibble libber kind i am the yeast of thoughts and mind
by the globgogagalabs i define November 21, 2024
Get the i am the globgogagalab the shwabble dabble flibber flabber lad im full of shwibble libber kind i am the yeast of thoughts and mindmug. Penetraion.
by wasssssupppp December 13, 2009
Get the The 5th Kindmug.