scottish flower

The view under a Scottish kilt.

The highlander did a cart-wheel and showed the whole town his Scottish flower.

by immortalsoldier December 17, 2013

Rope Flower

The name given to someone who is into bondage with decorative flowers woven into the rope/bondage tape.

Person 1: Look how sexy this girl is.

Person 2: Are those flowers in her bondage?

Person 1: Yeah, she's a real Rope Flower.

by Headformars January 31, 2017

flower mowing

Intentionally doing a job so poorly that you will not be asked to do it again. For example, you do not want to mow the grass so you "accidentally" now down the flowers so no one will ask you to mow the grass again.

He's just flower mowing to avoid being asked to do that job.

by Traveller64 May 21, 2017

flower buddies

Friends that have sex with eachother while acknowledging that they both have feelings for other people.

“Are you guys ever going to date?” “No, we’re flower buddies”

by Glamjock af November 29, 2021

asshole flower

When her asshole is really hairy

Damn she has a big asshole flower

by Scratchy asshole January 26, 2016

Flower child

A child who loves nature, and all it has to offer

She is such a flower child

by I use heriods on the daily November 30, 2019

dirt on a flower

The phenomenon occurring when gorgeous, vibrant, total-package women engage in relationships with men who are beneath them either in attitude, appearance, or overall composure - from simpletons to the average guido douchebag. The abbreviated version is 'doaf.'

Tiger Woods is dirt on a flower (Elin Woods). Brad Pitt performed a real doaf move on Jennifer Aniston.

by John Doaf December 5, 2009