Christmas Jingle

When a girl gives you that long awaited blow job on Christmas day...enjoy it, it only comes once a year. Can be used in front of large audiences as a covert term to communicate 'private' intentions.

Hey baby, you think you wanna sing a Christmas jingle later on?

Damn....that girl knows how to sing her Christmas jingle.

My favorite Christmas jingle is about 20 minutes long.

by eljefe123 December 25, 2010

christmas king

Someone who always gets what they want on Christmas. No matter how outrageous their wish list is, every year, the will recieve every single item. Christmas Kings will brag to you about thier Christmas list weeks, even months in advance. Upon receiving every gift they could ever possibly want, they will again brag about their great Christmas

Don: Hey, did you hear what Jordan got for Christmas this year?
John: No, what did he get?
Don: A hovercraft, he got a fricken hovercraft.
John: Wow, what a christmas king.

by Ditter December 7, 2006

Christmas-Nut

One who gets her jollies from providing as many gifts as possible at Christmas, and of course, watching them opened.

She really satisfied her Christmas-Nut tendencies this year!

by rlobster December 24, 2016

Christmas worm

A fat Schlong with a Christmas hat on.

This year I’m gonna give my friend my Christmas worm

by Mickey_____ December 19, 2021

Christmas Block

The Christmas preventing equivalent of a cock-block, either resulting in the loss of christmas or an event of equal significance.

Alexander: Oh man, my house burned down right before the holidays!

Derek: Wow, what a Christmas block

by derek the doctor December 24, 2009

Christmas Tissue

The act of ejaculating over another or one's own face- specifically carried out over the Christmas period.

See also-

A tissue featuring images of animals in novelty Christmas dress up – usually carried around in clear plastic packets by old people or east end hipsters.

“I gave her a Christmas tissue in the face….right it in.”

“He didn’t appreciate the Christmas tissue.”

“A Christmas tissue isn’t for life. It’s just for Christmas.”

by Lady bruncher January 22, 2014

pre christmas

Another word for pre cum
First invented by Cody Ko and Noel Miller of the Tiny Meat Gang

I tried to hold in all my pre Christmas when I saw those massive buns

by Lil Traumatized October 21, 2019