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birth control pants

These are any pair of pants that will cause potential mates to not want to have sex with the wearer. A typical example would be a tight pair of jeans that have some sort of weird design on them and are worn by a straight male. However, there is not just one style or brand of pants that are birth control pants, and the exact definition can vary across cultures and time periods.
Katie: “I was attracted to Johnny until I saw him wearing those weird skinny jeans.”
Jenny: “You mean his birth control pants?”

Mark: “I wear my birth control pants out to the bars just to be safe.”
by Bushbrotherbrady June 9, 2021
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birth control buffers

Items that you purchase along with condoms, spermicide, or other birth control. You do not really want these items, but are self-conscious about the cashier knowing that you only came here to re-fill on birth control.
Ray picked up the last box of his favorite condoms from the shelf and headed to the checkout-lanes, stopping to grab soda and dog food for birth control buffers.
by DobbyCanOnlyBeFreedIf December 27, 2014
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genius birth

When you poop and its kind of hard to get out in the begining but then gets really easy suddenly; like one would imagine the experience of giving birth to Einstein to be (only...out of your butt).
I had to push hard in the begining but it turned out to be a genius birth.
by plastichistory June 24, 2011
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Red Neck Birth Control

A form of contraception using any strong household cleaners and chemicals in general with a funnel and vaginal cavity.
"You'll need that red neck birth control if you don't cum in the bum."

Synonym:Cactus or that weird thing behind my bed in 3rd grade, I mean was it a Lego covered in fuzz? I don't know man I'm no expert..
by Jack Gomez November 20, 2018
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Post birth abortion

When you get the Covid vaccine for your child under the age of 18 it’s like you didn’t even want them anyways so it’s a post birth abortion because a vaccine will kill them.
I had a post birth abortion the other day, I gave my child the Covid vaccine and his heart smile so big that he had a heart attack and he was only 14. But I am glad he got the vaccine
by Soso2019 July 26, 2021
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Birth Certificate Feet

When the bottoms of your (dirty) feet resemble that of the stamped feet on the card you get stamped as an infant.
The ladies walking around in these flip flops with birth certificate feet.
by Jennifred July 19, 2023
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