baldy badger

A fat baldy fanny, but can also mean a bald man in his 40's.

Example 1:

John: Fucking laughing teacakes here mate.
Mark: Why?
John: Our lass has just text me a picture of her baldy badger, smooth sailing tonight when I get in.

Example 2:

John: Take a gander at that goon over there, looks like a right baldy badger doesn't he?
Mark: Aye.

by BanterWagonn March 12, 2014

Vaggy Badgers

Also called "crabs," vaggy badgers are parasitic insects found in the genital area of humans. Infection is common and found worldwide.

Dude, did you here about Larry? Yeah man i heard he got vaggy badgers from the toilet in Vegas

by microsoftsam90 April 22, 2010

Bloody Badger

Nick Cummins' new nickname after he dumps all the Bachelorette's on the 2018 season of The Bachelor Australia.

Well bugger me gently, that Bloody Badger let all those good lookin' roosters go!

by Aussiebloke80 October 4, 2018

back badger

A furry bum crack usually a man

His jeans are too low, you can see his back badger

by Kurtvandenbogart October 12, 2016

Badger blues

A cocaine-induced come down. Based on the coke badger from "It's All Gone Pete Tong"

I spent the weekend doing nose candy in Ibiza, and now I have the badger blues.

by FrankieWilde February 24, 2015

Badger the Simp

Badger the Simp is a bottom that is submissive and breedable.

Badger the Simp is such a bottom

by Anonymous14378325 November 20, 2021

Rusty Badger

A sexual act where the male pulls out during sex and inserts into the female anus and then reinserts the poo covered penis into the female vagina.

I’m in a really weird mood, let’s do a rusty badger

by CrazyFecker March 1, 2019