Matt : Yo dog, I am going to the mall tonight, you should come!

Craig : Don't tell me that, I might have to!
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Don't hurt me and then pretend like you had nothing to do with it.
You argued, privately, to each member of the committee that I should be fired and now you come by on my last day to tell me how sorry you are about what "happened." Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining.
by wouldaben January 14, 2011
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national tell your crush you like them day is October 21st. Its an urban legend that if you don't tell them your crush will start to reject you and make fun of you.
tell your crush you like them day is a day when you tell your crush you like them and see if they like you back.
by notsocial7 October 19, 2019
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know an eleanor? tell her you like her
sup eleanor i like you because its national tell eleanor you like her day
by joeangie October 23, 2019
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To tell a fabrication in such a way as to be ridiculously transparent; misleading; doing one thing, and purposely mislabeling it; bold face liar
Don't pretend that's as low as the price gets,I know the blue book value of that car, and its about three thousand less than what you want, so don't piss on my foot and tell me its raining! or I saw you kiss her, thats not how cousins kiss, so don't piss on my foot and tell me its raining!
by Sabrina Burton August 10, 2006
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