sheets to the wind

A scalar quantity to describe state of mind, preferably a state of drunkenness with 0 being the smallest possible quantity and 100 being at the top of the scale. Place your coinciding number in front of the phrase to illustrate how drunk you are.

Yo, I went to work 70 sheets to the wind and not only did they send me home but I got driven home.

by cl8on August 24, 2010

sweetard

One who is sweet but retarded at the same time.

Jacob is so nice but he is SO FUCKING STUPID. What a sweetard!

by HindiBindi October 7, 2012

sweet boi shit

BASICALLY, the act of a guy being sweet and gentle to his girl instead of being a ghetto ass .

*Boy cradling girl in arms, kissing her head*

Friend : Ma nigga! You doing that sweet boi shit!

by daa hippest November 6, 2013

Sweet Mary Joseph

A curse phrase, often used to convey shock or horror of a situation. Devised from the term "Jesus, Mary and Joseph!" but used more in a "strooth" fashion.

*man walks by who is incredibly attractive*

"Sweet Mary Joseph"

*drops shopping*

by Nottheoneyouthinkitis August 24, 2016

sweet funk

An aroma from a woman's crouch which is a combination of sweet and funky scent.

When a woman finishes a workout and has a funky smell to her crouch yet still has a sweet order of Obession. Hence Sweet Funk

by El Diablo BX January 24, 2017

Sweet Stack

Term of endearment. Noun. Comes from renowned short stack of pancakes. “Sweet” is endearing, alliteration is endearing and pancakes are endearing, fluffy, delicious and associated with good times. Use for someone who’s endearing, fluffy, delicious and/ or associated with good times.

Friend: you seem to be in a better place now than before. What’s been going on?
Me: it’s become my nightly routine to canoodle with any neighborhood stray cat that’ll allow me. It’s been really uplifting. Real sweet stacks, they are!

by mamipastrami May 30, 2018

Sweet Cap'n Cakes

Cool band

"Wow Sweet Cap'n Cakes is a cool band"

by XxGarfieldxX October 21, 2021