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Swedish snot fest

The Swedish snot fest is when you sneeze on each other's naked bodies and procces to slap your bodies together then after you smack your head against a wall until you bleed thenshit down your partners chest.
Me and my partner totally Swedish snot fested last night!
Sweet bro I'm jealous.
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Swedish nudge

"Yo bro what happened to that Sarah chick you were dating?"

"She was being weird so I gave her the Swedish nudge"
by Harry Fireham June 2, 2016
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swedish toastie

the act of inserting ones penis into a toaster to gain sexual pleasure.
(note. the toaster does not have to be on)
"i just love a swedish toastie me"
by chav fucker February 2, 2017
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Swedish Doggo

I called my swedish Doggo a gud boi and he do the börk
by Rawrhamam October 10, 2017
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Swedish Face Mask

When a man sits on a woman’s face and she eats his ass while jerking him off and his balls rest in her eye sockets
You’re looking a little wrinkled... let me give you a Swedish face mask and help you!
by Yomomma13 November 26, 2017
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Swedish Hypebeast

A young person that flexes overrated brands like Gant, Ralph laruen, Morris and other similar brands. To not have anny sence of fashion just to mix up the brands and just wear that has an expensive brand and flex on eachother.
Swedish Hypebeast- I just bought a Morris jacket! to match my Gant sweatshirt .
Normal person- Wow you are such a Swedish Hypebeast.
by nochhetrapper December 1, 2017
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swedish tickle

to tickle your homies nipples while they eat their dog out
hey dude if you dont pass the dog ass eating exam they are gonna euthanize him, I know ill give u a swedish tickle to help you focus.
by Big Dong and the Phondleballs January 15, 2018
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