Swan

1. (noun) Slang term describing a complicated situation in a professional setting, where there is an uncountable amount of bullshit coming one's way (usually served in a silver platter as a disguise). "Swan" is a term generally used by the receiver to discretely complain about the disguised bullshit that is being at play in the office.

2. (noun) Slang term for something/someone unattractive but somehow became very attractive on the outside, but still ugly inside.

3. (continuous verb) swanning -
When a person (usually a boss) is feeding you an uncountable amount bullshit and pretending to be nice.

4. (noun) swan lake -
When a team of people using swan tactics to cycle bullshit around, becoming a show of disguised pretty bullshit dancing around.

Supervisor to You: You've been working late lately, so hardworking and doing such a good job. If you can, why don't you finish these as well before you go? It would be a great help, thanks.
You: Okay.
Supervisor to Boss: He/she is very inefficient, always have to stay late to finish, if he/she listens it wouldn't be so much time waste. Time is money.
You: (WTF!) So much SWAN!!!

by Truth_Hurts_Son December 15, 2020

Swanning

the week period between royal death and coronation when its legal to hunt and eat swans in the UK

tom and bill decided to go swanning to celebrate the death of the queen

by mithos london May 20, 2022

Elisha swan

When someone’s call an Elisha swan it means they are shaped like an circular object

Oh she is such a Elisha swan

by Bitchfuckcunt November 20, 2022

Morning Dawn Swan

(1) A person who is energized happy and motivated when waking up in the morning

(2) a person who botches a pool dive

Honey today you're all Pepe and jumpy like a morning dawn Swan

by EmJayee January 25, 2019

dutch swan

Having someone complete the act of masturbation by pulling up and down on the forearm whith one leg up, while the male holds his own penis(reach around leg for better results).

Mustang and Sally try dutch swan because why not!?

by Dreamscrusher November 1, 2017

Broken swan

Special agents who are emotionally unavailable or otherwise broken from years of military service, divorce and/or estranged children

Mr. White’s eyes are entralling; However, behind that enthralling sight, there is a broken swan—it

will destroy my ingenuity.

by Casiopea April 19, 2019

Swan lakeing

When jerking off in a planked position you aim the head of the penis at a 69 degree angle as to shoot the cum into your mouth upon ejaculation. Can be done accidentally or on purpose but either way the cum is normally choked up causing the swans to take flight.

“*auhg* Fuck I’ve just swan laked myself”, or “I about threw up when I realized I was swan lakeing”

by GammaTexas8 September 10, 2021