torpedoe surfing

When your dog goes surfing for "treats" in the cat's litter box.

Damn, Fido's breath smells like ASS. He's got litter hanging from his jowl - he must've gone torpedoe surfing.

by artsyfartsygyrl May 1, 2006

curb surfing

browsing the curbside for recyclables/reusables while out and about

We regularly hum the Sanford & Son's theme while curb surfing for metal recyclables throughout town.

by carmencita October 23, 2013

Crowd Surfing

Often at concerts people crowd surf. This means that you a lifted/throw up above a mosh pit where people carry you to the front and are pulled down by the surcerity (plese ignore spelling). A HECK OF A LOT OF FUN!!!

went crowd surfing twice with sister at a FOB concert, and nearly got dropped.

by Mrs. Shelly Dirnt May 11, 2006

Potato Surfing

When two girls, (lesbians) "Double End" a potato, meaning each party takes one end of the same potato and pleasure themselves by humping each other.

"Jenna and I went potato surfing while Brad and Joey watched, it was the most wonderful experience of my life!"

"I watched a couple of girls Potato Surf in my basement, it was great."

by Creepy Literacy August 12, 2009

Cow Surfing

Recent trend found among youths of Anabaptist communities in Pennsylvania, Ohio, and Wisconsin. Affected communities include Amish, Mennonite and Bretheren groups. It is not known whether Bruderhof and Hutterite youth are also engaging in this activity. The act itself involves the clandestine utilization of livestock, primarily cattle, for the purpose of standing, non-seated, riding. The behavior is thought to result from emulation of non-Anabaptist, i.e. "English" or "fancy people," sports such as surfing, skateboarding and snowboarding. Although not dangerous to the animals themselves, there has been a marked increase since mid-2006 in the number of unexplained "falls" by Anabaptist teenagers. In September of 2009 the CDC issued a bulletin that both notified rural healthcare professionals of the alarming trend and provided counseling guidelines.

"Hey Walter, did 'ya hear about Eli Stolzfus?"
"What naw?"
"He was cow surfing last night near New Holland but wiped out so bad that he ended up in Lancaster General."

by PSU PhD November 6, 2009

shoulder surfing

shoulder surfing is when someone looks over your sholder at an ATM to steal your PIN

He was sholder surfing when the copper spotted what he was up to and whacked him!

by Ads November 22, 2004

Pain and Suffering

What a man experiances when he's married. Only curable by getting divorced.

Example 1) Bob: Hey guess what?....Laura and I are getting married! Tom: What the fuck is wrong with you dumbass? Why the hell would you want all that Pain and Suffering? Kiss your life goodbye you fuckin tard.

Example 2) Laura: Bob asked me to marry him, and I said yes. As soon as the honeymoon is over, my pussy is off limits to him and I'm going to put that stupid motherfucker thru more Pain and Suffering that he could ever imagine. Then I'll divorce him and take all his fuckin money.

Example 3) Bob: Laura won't let me go out with you guys tonight. Tom: I told you too not marry that ball and chain you dipshit. How do like the pain and suffering?

by Floss 69 April 8, 2006