Lady Gaga Chocolate Hotdog Ravioli Suprise

Performed only in St.Louis. You do a high kick under the arch, and as you do this, your transgender dong pops out and you crap your pants at the same time. You finish this maneuver by eating toasted ravioli covered in Blemen.

You should avoid the Lady Gaga Chocolate Hotdog Ravioli Suprise directly after Cardinals Games.

by zShortbusz November 25, 2009

pirate suprise

When a woman fails to give up the pussy and falls asleep for the night, jerk off onto one of her eyes and tie a bandana around her head so that it is covering the injected eye socket. When she awakens, the cum will be dry and when she rips the dried bandana off she screams "arrrrrrgh" like a pirate.

The bitch fell asleep early last night without giving it up so I gave her the pirate suprise.

by scott savell February 29, 2008

spring chicken

A young person. Usually refers to boys or young men.

Your little brother is a spring chicken.

by datawar August 12, 2005

Nigger Suprise

When a dumb nigger (Usually with little or no teeth) springs an unpleasant surprise on a white person.
Sometimes; a Nigger surprise can lead to a white male being put into jail by the Po-Po rather than a black person.

A Nigger surprise is when you are going to lay down in your bed after a hard days work and your homie is still banging your girl in it!!!

Artemus: Hello African-American fellow!
Tyrone: Yo nigga hold this bag full of money
Artemus: Sure fine sir anything as reparations to your dumb ass nigger ansistors.
Police: Your Under Arrest Whitey for robbing that bank..The money is in your hand!!!
Artemus: Damn that Cotten-Picker really laid a Nigger surprise on me!!
Next time i should be careful not to be trapped by a Nigger Suprise.

by Nagger Mc Nigger Nagger April 26, 2008

supria

hott mofo

by Divyyyy September 1, 2003

spring has sprung

a phrase meaning yellah, you couch potato, it's time to get a move on and do something productive

father: Adam, spring has sprung. I don't want to save your sinking Titanic. Now get up and do you homework, it's your last year of high school. If you fail this year, you would have done diddly-squat with your private education.

son: I didn't do diddly-squat, or what you called diddly-squat with my education; I play guitar in the high school music band

father : yup that counts as diddly-squat in a private school. Go study mechanical engineering or something.

by Sexydimma April 11, 2014

suprise deepthroat

When a mans genitals somehow find there way into and down a womans throat without permission

As jack ran down the stairs naked he tripped and fell genitals first onto lucy's face causing a suprise deepthroat

by deadlaus February 10, 2014