suck my rusty tomahawk

A way to tell someone to suck a dick or to just fuck off in general

Simon really needs to suck my rusty tomahawk

by Fireguy47 December 16, 2017

`~`She`~`Started`~`It`~`So`~`Tell`~`Her`~`Here`~`To`~`Suck`~`My`~`Genitals`~`

`~`She`~`Started`~`It`~`So`~`Tell`~`Her`~`Here`~`To`~`Suck`~`My`~`Genitals`~`

`~`She`~`Started`~`It`~`So`~`Tell`~`Her`~`Here`~`To`~`Suck`~`My`~`Genitals`~`

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 1, 2025

suck my dick

your about to put your lips on someones dick
and suck that shit

"suck my dick please"

by sillwyywyw February 18, 2022

Suck My Cock

Your best answer to any politically correct snowflake telling you that you shouldn't do something you like because it's "offensive/problematic". In another words, because it hurts the fee-fees of the said snowflake. An equivalent to the classic "Go fuck yourself".

"By what metric are these things unacceptable? If the metric is 'I don't like them', the answer is 'Suck my cock'. ... Because THAT is the exact same motivation as you saying to other people 'You shouldn't wear Halloween costumes'. The basis is, you saying 'I don't like it' and my basis for saying you to 'Suck my cock' is 'I DO like it', both of those just based on what we fucking feel like."

— Sargon of Akkad, regarding Netflix's infamous series known as "Dear White People".

by Ravaging Madman March 5, 2017

suck my dick day

give me that good good ha

suck my dick day is the day where you have to suck my “dick”

by for the boys xx August 2, 2021

Suck my ass

When loose hoes step on toes & gots to goes .. not to be confused with suck my dick or eat my ass (male audience) - it is higher power

*girl looks at me; end of shift*
“Suck my ass, you dumb bitch”

by JeanQueen333 August 20, 2022

suck my dick

when I person wants to lose there hair they ask there bf to eat it

person 1 daddyyyyy suck my dickkkkkk

person 2 okay * eats* dick off while eating hair
person 1 ahhh~

person 2 maybe we can do something else next time

by gaymonkeythe2nd December 18, 2021