by Alina_Anna November 06, 2007
Someone who always butts in on a conversation with something stupid or totally irrelevant to the actual conversation being had.
1. This is a and b conversation so see your way out of it you cock splash!
2. What did you say that for you cock splash!
3. You don't know what you are talking about you cock splash!
2. What did you say that for you cock splash!
3. You don't know what you are talking about you cock splash!
by Greenmeenie007 February 10, 2015
When you and a friend have a threesome. its a splash bro because a splash bro drain 3’s like its nothing
by Gary winthoroe April 16, 2019
A man waiting for an open stall in the men's room might announce: "Come on man, hurry up, make a splash!"
by Whisk3yM1ke May 08, 2008
by Turo_shawty March 12, 2021
The process in which someone takes a handful of cooze and throws it onto someone, preferable onto the face. The thrower must yell "Splash Attack!" while doing so. Can be performed by a male or female.
Girl: What are you doing with that cooze?
Guy: Uh...uh...SPLASH ATTACK!
Girl: I swear to gwad you're sleeping on the couch tonight!
Guy: Uh...uh...SPLASH ATTACK!
Girl: I swear to gwad you're sleeping on the couch tonight!
by Matt D. Underwood April 24, 2008