Jewelry bought by husbands to appease their angry wives. Usually, the anger concerns extramarital skank diddling on the side. In normal households, a gift of jewelry like this would solve nothing; it would be seen as the empty and loveless gesture that it is. However, in the lives of the rich and famous, empty materialism covers all sins and fixes all problems because they have no souls.
Also known as a "house on a finger" when the jewelry in question is an outrageously expensive ring.
Named after the Kobe Bryant episode in which he bought his wife a house on a finger to appease her anger over his raping a hotel skank.
Also known as a "house on a finger" when the jewelry in question is an outrageously expensive ring.
Named after the Kobe Bryant episode in which he bought his wife a house on a finger to appease her anger over his raping a hotel skank.
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(Speaking to his friend on the phone following an argument with his wife over his mistress):
Tiger Woods: I need to run down to Zale's and buy a Kobe Special.
(Speaking to his friend on the phone following an argument with his wife over his mistress):
Tiger Woods: I need to run down to Zale's and buy a Kobe Special.
by JustSayNoToCheatingAssWipe November 30, 2009
Get the Kobe Specialmug. To put hot/warm soup in ones anus and for ones partner to eat it out with a spoon,straw, or sucking it out.
by whiteymccrackerhonkey November 26, 2010
Get the Soup Specialmug. After a girl has given a man a blowjob, she holds the cum in her mouth and has the man turn around and spread his cheeks. The girl then presses her lips to the anus and blows the cum up the man's ass, resulting in intense pleasure.
by Matt Crampton July 26, 2010
Get the The Fry Specialmug. The act of constant pedophilic behaviour over social media platforms in an attempt to obtain nude photographs.
by slipperyfishy April 29, 2019
Get the The Jono Specialmug. When you have a broken item (primarily electronics) you purchase the identical item from a local retailer and 'swap' the two items. You then return the broken item using the new packing and receipt - effectively "repairing" your item.
My radar detector stopped working, so I went into Best Buy and did a schumacher special. I purchased the new radar detector (same model) from Best Buy. I took it home, opened the packaging and swap the radar detectors. I then took the broken one back to Best Buy using the packaging and receipt from the new radar detector. I now have a new radar detector free of charge.
by HuggerMugger November 18, 2011
Get the Schumacher Specialmug. s p e d special disabilities clap your hands *stomps feet* stomp your feet *claps hands* the world is round *does square shape in air* and we’re number 1 *holds up 5 fingers*
by goatpenis69 January 13, 2019
Get the special disabilitiesmug. Description of the majority of beautiful Asian women found in Vancouver. As beautiful as they may be, they all actually look the same! Just like all the 'Vancouver Special' homes built in a particular architectural style in the period from roughly 1965 to 1985 in Vancouver. These women will usually sport a designer handbag, ombre hair, fake eyelashes and snobby attitude.
by killa_kal June 4, 2015
Get the Vancouver Specialmug.