I want someone to love me like you do just not you. Now when you getting your credit card so I can pay my council tax.
by Chuck Norris South African October 8, 2008
Get the I want someone to love me like you do just not you. mug.A person who tries awfully hard to fart but poops instead. Sensitive aswell, who farts and then starts crying. A person who claims to have expelled the Biggest Fart In The World Fart, yet to be proven, claims to have shaken the house and rattled the windows. This is ridiculous. No fart in the world shakes houses and rattles windows.
Simeon is a bungee pooper. The kind of poop that just hangs off your rear before it falls into the water. Unfortunately, Simeon often Jailbreaks, when forcing a poop, severeal farts slip out at a machine gun pace.
by nikynokynonoi December 16, 2011
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usually friends with Asians.
Has a damn gud ass ( not to be proud of, hes a guy hpefully)
usually friends with Asians.
Has a damn gud ass ( not to be proud of, hes a guy hpefully)
by yokyokmum December 3, 2011
Get the Simeon mug.one who shits on peoples chests, mainly panda bears named John, and usually during video games, such as madden and fifa
Simeon: Get shitted on!!
Simeon: would you like me to get you some toilet paper for your chest?
George: hey John, whats that brown stain on your chest?
Simeon: sure you wanna wear that shirt? i would hate to stain it
Chris: i smell shit, where's Simeon?
Simeon: just had some laxatives, im ready for fifa :)
Simeon: would you like me to get you some toilet paper for your chest?
George: hey John, whats that brown stain on your chest?
Simeon: sure you wanna wear that shirt? i would hate to stain it
Chris: i smell shit, where's Simeon?
Simeon: just had some laxatives, im ready for fifa :)
by getshittedon! December 28, 2010
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"Martha has been finishing him off for a long time."
"Today I want to Finish someone off."
"Martha has been finishing him off for a long time."
"Today I want to Finish someone off."
by RussianDevil February 15, 2023
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Get the Simeon mug.To tell something about someone that they are trying to keep a secret, usually in a public format or to someone important, like a relative. Mostly used when saying that someone is part of the LGBTQ+ community, or has some form of kink or hidden lifestyle.
A girl, mad at her friend posts this on social media:
"She's a lesbian and a furry anyways, and into BDSM too."
Another friend replies:
"That's really harsh. You didn't have to out someone like that."
"She's a lesbian and a furry anyways, and into BDSM too."
Another friend replies:
"That's really harsh. You didn't have to out someone like that."
by Sapphire 13 February 9, 2020
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