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toy sociopath

A seemingly normal older sibling with a disorder manifesting itself in extreme antisocial behaviour like ruthlessly and callously mutilating innocent toys, like ripping the arms and legs off of GI Joe, Barbie or stuffed animals (God rest their souls).
Aftet dismemberment of my blue stuffed dinosaur, my sick sister was diagnosed as a toy sociopath, and is now collecting disability.
by LeJohn James May 2, 2018
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grave society

TRASH AUDIO MAKING GROUP FILLED WITH BITCHES

NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOUR DISTORTED 26378129837612789387216 MONOS YOU DUMBASS
guy1: grave society sucks
guy2: yeah all the little kids in the streets play gothblood's distorted audios
guy3: yeah its so fucking annoying
by terminalGod January 24, 2021
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Fired Up A Sock

When a male is in the act of masturbation under the sheets. A sock is used to catch all the semen. Often times left on the floor when finished.
Greg: What is this sock doing on the floor?
Tony: Oh, I fired up a sock last night.
Greg: Ah dude.......
by a drew March 3, 2010
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union of soviet socialist republics

Me: Where were you born, Mom?
Mom: In the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics, son.
Me: You mean the Soviet homeland, right?
Mom: Yeah.
by gabrielmeir1020 January 19, 2017
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social wanking

Pleasuring yourself to people you have added as friends or friends of friends on social networking sites.
Dude, I haven't been able to leave my house for days because of the pics people have posted of the bikini party and I have been social wanking all day.
by Satthew Manders October 29, 2009
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Champagne Socialist

Namely, any person, be it a celebrity, musician, writer or politician (commonly), who nominally espouse the virtues of Socialism and champion the hardships of living a down-to-earth existence among the disenfranchised and down-trodden of society, yet, actually holiday half of the year on plush islands, accept honours from the Queen and rub shoulders with the affluent over horderves.

These people are generally bleeding-heart Liberals on the outside, relishing the reflective glory of the appearance of being sympathetic to the plight of the working man, yet, when they are confronted with genuine poverty and urban degradation, choose to live far away in the country where the smell can't get to them.

The syndrome can be explained in the maxim, “If you're not a socialist at the age of 20 you have no heart. If you're not a conservative at the age of 40, you have no brain.", only that a true Champagne Socialist is a person who fails to admit their obvious contradiction in the hopes no-one will notice they went to Eaton or have reneged on all their radical convictions by becoming a rich git (who won't share their money) by adhering to Capitalist/Conservative principles.

These people are commonly found in the Arts.
Person A: Did you hear, that Russell Brand wants to start a Socialist Revolution and dismantle the status quo?

Person B: The twat lives in an expensive penthouse apartment in London and is worth millions.
Person A: Yeah, but that doesn't....
Person B: If he really wanted to tax the rich and redistribute wealth he'd start with himself. But, has he fuck?
Person A: I think you are being a little un...
Person B: Nope. He's a Champagne Socialist, Malcolm. He doesn't believe any of that claptrap. He just wants to appear like he does.
by Jimmy Dreams June 23, 2016
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social anxiety

An anxiety disorder characterized by extreme self-consciousness in normal social situations, including the fear that one is being judged or observed by all those around them. Social anxiety causes people to fear being humiliated or embarrassed much more than is normal. People with social anxiety disorder know that their fear is irrational and yet still avoid any situation in which they may be evaluated or judged.

Social phobics, like those with Avoidant Personality Disorder, may develop defences against their fears, such as denying that they fear social situations or defending themselves through insensetivity.
Holy crap, a factual entry into Urban Dictionary?!

A person with social anxiety may avoid public speaking.
by Lord of the Pies July 28, 2008
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