snow dare

when the prospect of a snow storm challenges school councils to close their county schools. Often times, they will close the schools, and it will not snow at all. However, if the school is left open, four feet of snow will be rewarded to them for their misjudgement.

"Weatherbug says there's a 90% chance of heavy snow tomorrow, but i think it's just a snow dare, and we'll be out of school for nothing."

"We should have been in school today! there's not a flake on the ground! What a predictable snow dare!"

by tin2oxide January 7, 2010

snow queef

When you suck cocaine up your vagina and then queef it out

At the party, that crazy bitch snow queefed it was so hot

by EEMMiac January 12, 2018

dick snow

snow when you stand around like a fucking dick waiting for it to accumulate, but it never does.

Ski conditions are poor, and we need a dump, but this is just dick snow.

by Lars Jones March 16, 2021

Snow Yeti

A white male who is attracted to black females.

Ya bro Jake is a complete snow yeti, he only hooks up with black girls.

by Riskietbiskiet February 25, 2019

Snow tease

When it begins to snow so heavily that you believe that the the next day you won't be going to school/work. Then the snow stops in around an hour

Hannah: Ooh, look at how hard its snowing! We won't be going to school
Georgia: nah, thats just a snow tease

by SnowTeaseSucks December 18, 2010

snow legs

Similar in concept to 'sea legs' - describes the difficulty people have walking in the snow and slush after the 1st heavy snowfall of the season.

I slipped three times on the way here - I guess I haven't got my snow legs yet.

by cosmicblue December 9, 2009

devils snow

Cocaine

Yo u got that Devils snow

by Chinksforlife March 16, 2016